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This series of hurricanes in Flordia is clearly the work of the Republican propaganda machine. Has anyone actually seen these hurricanes? I don’t think so.

Everyone needs to evacuate? How convenient! Now nobody will see when the military moves in to simulate the damage of a hurricane by ripping the roofs off houses, tearing down power cables, etc.

Of course, when everyone returns, Bush will declare a state of emergency, and help out all these poor folks who lost their homes, ensuring that he gets their vote!

Oh, and the name? Clearly the weather service is in on it too. Hurricane Frances – not “Francis”, you’ll note. Those bloody French are attacking Florida!

I’m astonished this blatent conspiracy has been allowed to go this far without anyone challenging it. Look at the news! No-one else has even mentioned it! This notable silence proves that the media is in on the conspiracy as well.

Absolutely shocking, I tell you.

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